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The Red Rocker Rocks Your Balls Off Again!!!!!!!

The Red Rockers Tour Dates:

I fingered my better half at a Van Halen show in 1986 and married the broad 4 years later. Believe me The Red Rocker is not to be missed!!!!!!!!!!11

Hagar Heads Unite!!!!!!!!!!!111

This in an Introduction to all you Hagar Heads out there. Drop your Extreme Waborita and start posting!!!!!!!!111